Inara Shepard
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Dont. Poke. The. God. Damn. Bear.
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Post by Inara Shepard on Oct 16, 2015 22:31:07 GMT
It would see I have been deemed VULGAR twice and thusly warned. Such a pity. Ah well, it would seem that the time has come for me to step down as Praesul should you all wish it.
After all, I would simply HATE to bring any of you down just because I have an opinion and I for one, am not afraid to voice it.
Your choice Neonates, make your call.
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Post by Allen Smithee on Oct 17, 2015 1:47:40 GMT
Could really puss off the court and have a catiff speak for the order however I feel the court would ignore me...
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Inara Shepard
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Dont. Poke. The. God. Damn. Bear.
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Post by Inara Shepard on Oct 17, 2015 3:27:12 GMT
Believe it or not Smithee, my goal is not to piss off the court... In fact, quite the opposite.
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Post by Allen Smithee on Oct 17, 2015 3:29:21 GMT
I know you mean to do.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2015 17:17:09 GMT
I'm QuItE hApPy To HaVe InArA cArRy On As PrAeSuL. sEeMs To Me ShE hAs ThE eAr Of ThE pRiNcE, aNd ThAt TrUmPs AlL oThEr CoNcErNs WiThIn ThE cItY.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2015 17:18:11 GMT
Honestly I don't think anyone wants the job, Inara. You're stuck with it.  |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2015 17:18:54 GMT
BRYCE IS CORRECT. THE QUESTION IS ACADEMIC UNLESS SOMEONE WISHES TO STEP FORWARD AND OFFER TO TAKE THE POSITION.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2015 17:33:13 GMT
This situation reminds me of a story.
One day the sky fell down and hit Chicken Licken on the head.
"I thought that was going to happen," said Chicken Licken.
He had a great big bump on his head, so he set off to tell the doctor.
On his way he met Monkey Grunkey, who asked "Chicken Licken, where are you going in such a hurry?"
"Mind your own business you filthy monkey!" snapped Chicken Licken, and he carried on to tell the doctor that he had a great big bump on his head.
On his way he met Elephant Belephant and his sister Melephant. They asked "Chicken Licken, where are you going in such a hurry?"
"I'm going to tell the doctor that I've got a great big bump on my head," said Chicken Licken.
"We'll come with you," said Elephant Belephant, but they couldn't because their trunks had been tied together in a knot.
So Chicken Licken carried on, and on his way he met Goldfish Boldglish, who asked "Chicken Licken, where are you going in such a hurry?"
"I'm going to tell the doctor that I've got a great big bump on my head," said Chicken Licken.
"I'll come with you," said Goldfishy Boldfishy, but he couldn't because goldfish can't walk.
So Chicken Licken carried on, and on his way he met Felt Tip Pen Belt Bit Ben, who said "Chicken Licken, where are you going in such a hurry?"
"I'm going to tell the doctor that I've got a great big bump on my head," said Chicken Licken.
"I am the doctor," said Felt Tip Pen Belt Bit Ben.
"No you're not," said Chicken Licken.
"Yes I am," said Felt Tip Pen Belt Bit Ben.
"No you're not."
"Yes I am."
"Not."
"Am."
"Not."
"Am"
"Not! Not! Not!"
"Am! Am! Am! Am! Am! Am! Am! Am!"
And then Chicken Licken pulled the lid off Felt Tip Pen Belt Bit Ben, and threw it in the river.
So Chicken Licken carried on, and on his way he met Sheepy Weepy, who cried "Chicken Licken, where are you going in such a hurry?"
"I wish people would stop bugging me," said Chicken Licken. "I'm going to tell the doctor that I've got a great big bump on my head."
"I'll come with you," said Sheepy Weepy, but he didn't because he was quite the insincere creature.
So Chicken Licken carried on, and on his way he met Hippopotomousy Zippopotomousy, who said "Chicken Licken, where are you going in such a hurry?"
"I'm going to tell the doctor that I've got a great big bump on my head" said Chicken Licken.
"I'll come with you," said Hippopotomousy Zippopotomousy.
Now Hippopotomousy Zippopotomousy did have legs, and he was sincere, and he didn't have a trunk that was tied in a knot, so he was just about to go with Chicken Licken when he was shot by a poacher and died.
So Chicken Licken carried on, and on his way he met Fish Finger Mish Minger, who said "Chicken Licken, where are you going in such a hurry?"
"I'm going to tell the doctor that I've got a great big bump on my head," said Chicken Licken.
"I'll come with you" said Fish Finger Mish Minger, but he couldn't because Chicken Licken ate him.
Eventually Chicken Licken arrived at the door of the doctor's office, but the doctor wasn't in so there was nobody to help him.
Then Chicken Licken saw the sign on the door.
It said: Doctor Felt Tip Pen Belt Bit Ben.
"Oh fuck," thought Chicken Licken "Looks like I'll just have to bandage it up myself".
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