Post by Inara Shepard on May 6, 2016 4:22:42 GMT
We are gathering (Not today) in my domain. To celebrate the surprising and wonderful occasion of my 50 years as a Kindred. Ah how time flies when you are having fun (or not, time stands still for no man.) <----Unless you're one of us! In which case, well, it somewhat does.
NOW THEN! I really really hope that all of you will be there, as I am expecting attendance to be rather 'in full swing' so to speak.
Speaking of all of you being there, there are a few things I would like to take the time to mention.
First and foremost.
There will be no blood spilled in my domain. If you wish to drag someone right outside my gate and beat them into a pulp, go right ahead, but take off your shoes before you come back in. I don't want to clean anything.
SECONDLY, There are rooms and such that are off limits to anyone but myself. And I do mean that. Should you wish to take a gander, by all means, but do so at your own risk of unlife. May final death meet you swiftly.
Third! I will have refreshments, and I do hope you all enjoy the gather. I will be floating about to speak to those of you who wish to shower me in gifts, and status and other such lovely presents.
And last, and probably not least,
Domain.
It has fallen upon my pretty little head to determine who in the city gets to keep their domain, and for what reason. I may even very well issue out so new domain. That being said, let us remember, I am in charge that evening, so what I say, goes. Isn't that great? I think so. Now then, enjoy the rest of your weeks and what not, and we shall you all soon.
Until next we meet, stay thirsty my friends
-Inara.
The most interesting Sheriff in the world. <3
NOW THEN! I really really hope that all of you will be there, as I am expecting attendance to be rather 'in full swing' so to speak.
Speaking of all of you being there, there are a few things I would like to take the time to mention.
First and foremost.
There will be no blood spilled in my domain. If you wish to drag someone right outside my gate and beat them into a pulp, go right ahead, but take off your shoes before you come back in. I don't want to clean anything.
SECONDLY, There are rooms and such that are off limits to anyone but myself. And I do mean that. Should you wish to take a gander, by all means, but do so at your own risk of unlife. May final death meet you swiftly.
Third! I will have refreshments, and I do hope you all enjoy the gather. I will be floating about to speak to those of you who wish to shower me in gifts, and status and other such lovely presents.
And last, and probably not least,
Domain.
It has fallen upon my pretty little head to determine who in the city gets to keep their domain, and for what reason. I may even very well issue out so new domain. That being said, let us remember, I am in charge that evening, so what I say, goes. Isn't that great? I think so. Now then, enjoy the rest of your weeks and what not, and we shall you all soon.
Until next we meet, stay thirsty my friends
-Inara.
The most interesting Sheriff in the world. <3
